Thursday, April 28, 2005

today is maluating

Today is my malu-ating and ulu-ating day...........

morning when i came down from my house going to work, it was raining, so,the bunch of aunties and mamasan at my block came back and had their so called aerobic down there instead of the park (including my mother lar), so it was raining, then i had to walk past them, and the floor was slippery and as i walked past i had to flash the automated smile at those familiar faces, then suddenly..'woooou', not as in 'amazed' but as in 'help', i slipped and nearly fall down...then one of the aunties said' woa,see yuor mother until fall down ah', haiyo so uncool,not that i am cool usually lar, but maaluuuuuuuu lar....
so then, out of my block, on my way to bus stop, i slipped again, lucky nv fall down...again...then there were ppl behind me,aaarghhhh,so maaaaluuuu,no face....STUPID RAAAAIN!!!!!
then at work...my com got prob, then i asked Daniel to help, so he came to my table, then i stand beside him, kinda close cos we both looking n trying to fix that stupid com, then...my stomach as usual, suddenly..'groowwuull!!!!!!!!!', my stomach always got prob one, but of all time, it had to be the loudest one of all, aaarghhhhh, really hope he nv heard, but i think he did, but still hope he tot it was some sound from the the conked-up pc....hai~ ....arrrggggghhhhhh.....
aaaargh....aaaarrggghhhh......
then next was when i was doing my daily rounds collecting mails....so,there were about 20 packs of thick catalouges weighing about 4 kg each for the acad staff, so, the man at the mailing room was so nice to let me use his trolley since i had forgotten to bring mine, so i stacked them up...the stupid trolley was so old and gave out super loud squeaky sound...so horrible,the faster i pushed it, the louder it got, sounds like wot only...aniwae, so it was so loud ppl walking around turned their heads to see, so i pushed it real slow until i felt like some karang guni ah em,doesnt mean any bad stuffs to those ah ems lar, but we all know how slow they are lar rite, then the stupid plastic wrapper to wrap those catalouges were kinda slippery, they kept slidding off the stacks and i had to stop every now and then to replace them in the middle of the way,so troublesome...
walau, after i got back to office ,realised 6 of them were not for ppl from bioengineering, so i have to send them back to the mail room, along the way there is this guy kind enough to help open the glass door separating the mechanical eng corridor and the mailing room corridor, then he continued to walk n i continued pushing the trolley, then along the way, those fucking catalouges had to slipped off the trolley three times and that same guy had to kinda stop 3 times too to help me pick them up....walau...so maaaaaluuuu again, i had to say thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you sooo many times until my face red, sooooo pai seh lor....maaaaaalllllluuuuuuuuuu,suuuuuper embarrassing lor...............
then....after i was off from work, i stopped by the grocery store coz felix asked me to buy sprite. so, i saw the new lime magazine so i picked it up, wanting to buy it, then when i got to the fridge, i saw no sprite,only pepsi and coca cola, so i phoned felix to ask him whether these two were ok, by that time, the cashier auntie was already looking at me, kinda saying 'so wot u wan',so i put the magazine on the counter first coz i was dead sure of buying it and 100% positive dev hadnt got it while i was on the phone with felix. then, last minute, juz to make sure i gt felix to check with dev in case she already got it. As i said, i am 100% sure she hadnt, i was already handing out my money, then felix sudd said,'she bought liao lar', walau..then i quickly pulled back the $ and put back the mag, took out the cola from the fridge and smile-smile to the auntie apologetically...the auntie was like giving me somekind of look, but not the bue-song look lar, so it was okay....then yah, i went home lor..................................
tomatogf craps at 5:20 AM - f*off -

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

partially enlightened

partially enlightened..

today the office was empty for the morning, everybody gone for lab tour in DOS, toh is away for the week, better still, forever, but too bad,tats not happening...so left me n teresa, we went lunch together, juz the both of us,ouuuuww, no lar,cos gt no choice rite..so of coz we have to tok rite,but she did most of the toking n me as usual in most of any other conversation will just listen and 'ooo', 'ya lor','haaaah','wooa' occasionally...she tok bout herself n the office...find out some interesting gossip, some overblown matters which leave me thinking why are adults or issit office ppl or issit all working ppl so ji jiao one...but aniwae, i kinda feel the 'ding' about some things that she said...there are some wise thinking she got in there that i nv think before...haiyah, the thing is that, she is older, more experience, tats why she can have some of these wise points...the thing is,i used to think adults give crappy obvious suggestion or advice which i can come up with myself, which is true for most of the time,so learning technical things from them,yes, but other than that, no, i can think of that myself...buuut, haiz, i am always contradicting myself, so the moral of the whole thing is 'always listen to the the more experienced ones ie ppl older than you, you will surely stumble upon a few good ones, probably 1 in 10000, but hey,since you are hardly impressed, and you think there is one good one,that one good one must be worth absorbing right...
theen, i realise...listening to songs is best when using earphones ie.mp3,discman,walkman,etc..
and radio...but my current radio, actually not even mine, think its my uncle's n he doesnt want it animore and he definitely has completely forgotten about it, so the radio cant play cd...so instead of buying radio with cd player, might as well buy the cooler version of radio..hifi...yeeeeaaa, but..must save money siah..
- ___- still, can only afford the cheapo one,haaaizzzz.........
tomatogf craps at 5:36 AM - f*off -

Monday, April 25, 2005

toads in hamburg

Toads in Hamburg, so sad...

listening to the radio juz now, the toads in Hamburg are bloating up to 3.5 times their original size and then 'PHOAAAM' they explode and have their limbs and parts tossed everywhere, it sounds as if the roads there are usually full of toads, but i think it's like that, otherwise they wont make such a big fuss out of it, like in s'pore if toads start to self-detonate we wouldnt know it cos we hardly see them, even when it's raining, we only hear their croaking from the drains. so nobody knows why, even the smarties dunno wots going on, maybe fungal or somekind of virus, nah, the usual stuffs,but guess wot, they seriously consider crows as the possible cause too like in the movie 'the birds' where crows kinda attack and scare the toads to death,crow n toads...haha really meh..bizzzzzzzzzare...
aniwae, nice pic rite,i have seen toads behaving like this during one of the visits to botanic garden...they seem to be enjoying themselves soooo much...heheh

tomatogf craps at 7:37 PM - f*off -

Sunday, April 24, 2005

full moon

full moon...

it's very hard to capture one whole full moon clearly with my sis's free gift digital cam from my window...but this is okay.
tomatogf craps at 10:28 PM - f*off -

Saturday, April 23, 2005

woa....funny...

come across this very angry blogger, think wot she write is pretty funny, check this out...
''DEATH TO AVRIL LAVINE
oh avril you poser you make me SICK
if i ever meet you your ass i will KICK
but i cannot soil my converses on your filth ridden self
it amazes me how with a voice like that you got wealth
you are a poser a poser a poser who can't sing worth shit
you are such a poser you are a bitch
i wish you'd die in a hole!
oh screw it you're not worth my time or neurons to try and figure out
some rhyming words to describe your sad SELF!!!
ok then go to heaven i'm going to hell so that works for me! ''

haha, avril is really fake lar,tot everybody likes her...nv expect tat somebody hates her so much...
tomatogf craps at 9:06 PM - f*off -

Thursday, April 21, 2005

the cure to constipation....

the cure to constipation.....

after years of research and countless self-experimentation in many different labs at many different locations by Prof Leilani, it is confirmed that drinking HOT coffee,must be hot, especially those that come in 3 in 1 packets, preferably,'cafe21', 'super', 'indocafe', and 'nescafe' will guarantee you fast relief.....others such as 'owl,'kapal api', 'torabika' are still under further investigation, note that scientific findings are always subjected to change in due course of time....
huahuahahha,hiehiehihi....
tomatogf craps at 5:52 AM - f*off -

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

back to blogging..diff kinda blogs

blogs, diff kind of blogs, this blog vs that blog....

after so much blog hopping during so much boring spare time,i notice that the difference between angmohs' or should i say other than s'poreans' blogs and s'poreans' blogs is that angmohs/non sp ones have uniform n 'ripped off from provided templates' skins but have more content n 'insights' as in more chim lar whereas the later ones have very interesting skins but less content lar, applies to 'most' not 'all' ah, hieeeee.........reminds me gp...
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Monday, April 18, 2005

expressive new skin

expressive new skin....

hehehe, out of boredom i have made a new skin that hints my pedophilic trait, hahahahaha,huahuahuahuahua.....beware!!beware of me,wherever you are kids,no, to be exact, beware!! beware, wherever you are, little didi,small little boyz.....hiehiehiehiehiehie..............
tomatogf craps at 10:28 PM - f*off -